33-39 Friday, October 20, 2006 06:16 PM: Servers Down....wait, up? um.... IDFK! Written by: Kith Kaddith New news: Main server is up, jr is still nonfunc and nobody knows what happened to unofficial... Third base! OLD NEWS***Sven currently has no power, so the main server is down. The report from DTA is that JR is experiencing technically difficulties. I move to reboot today, and start over... is there a second to the motion? 0 Comments. 32-38 Tuesday, September 19, 2006 02:21 AM: Server Status Written by: Sven Z-Slayer All of our servers are back in running order. With the exception of anticamp. I also have a bit of good news. MuffinMan, one of our regulars, offered his game server to me. I spent the night setting that up. It is an identical copy to SPAZU SR with the exception of the name. The server is called SarcasmPoisoning: Anti-Zombie Unit *UnOfficial* because it is hosted out side of the [SP] Members. Read more... 0 Comments. 31-37 Thursday, September 07, 2006 11:14 PM: Someone should update this... Written by: Kith Kaddith Both servers are up and running, however stats on the main server at not running at the moment. READ MORE. 1 Comment. 30-36 Thursday, August 24, 2006 10:20 PM: Servers Down Until Further Notice Written by: Sven Z-Slayer Thanks to Valve's most recent, update our servers are no longer operating… AT ALL… They will be down until further notice. 8 Comments. 29-35 Saturday, August 19, 2006 03:29 PM: New clan membership information. Written by: Kith Kaddith We recently decided to change our clan membership from an 'apply and see what happens' system to a 'don't call us, we'll call you' system. Click read more for details as they stand... 3 Comments. 28-34 Friday, August 18, 2006 06:49 PM: News! Written by: Kith Kaddith Nothing new has happened. Everything is normal. Do not panic. 6 Comments. 27-33 Wednesday, July 05, 2006 08:48 PM: Hosting Changes, part the second Written by: Kith Kaddith Things seem to be mostly running as they should, although people might still get the old host for a little while yet. If you still get 'esc82.midphase.com....' that's the wrong one, and (like one of my computers) you can't see the updated DNS yet. I'm not sure how using esc82.midphase.com will affect any forum posts (but I'm sure Sven will back me up on this). Read more... 5 Comments. 26-32 Friday, June 23, 2006 08:13 AM: Hosting Changes Written by: Kith Kaddith The time has come for us to switch web hosts, and that will be taking place over the weekend. There will likely be some downtime while everything switches over, but don't worry, we aren't gone and we'll be back soon! Kith & Sven 9 Comments. 25-31 Monday, April 24, 2006 11:47 PM: In the spirit of Admin Abuse Monday Written by: Sven Z-Slayer In the spirit of Admin Abuse Monday I took my new speed mod and my second acount and played as "Sonic The Hedgehog" At first nobody said anything. Then Postal Dude enters the server and sees me running around really fast. Let the abuse begin! He through everything he had at me and I took it laughing. After a while he finaly relized who I was and apologized for abusing me. "Abuse Abuse" I would yell. More... 9 Comments. 24-30 Monday, March 20, 2006 05:11 PM: G-MOD Photo Contest Written by: Sven Z-Slayer Go To G-MOD Photo Contest and enter your best G-Mod Photo using the spazu and zombie skins! 0 Comments. 23-29 Thursday, March 16, 2006 05:55 PM: !medic is now !health Written by: Sven Z-Slayer The !medic command has now been changed to !health 3 Comments. 22-28 Monday, January 23, 2006 05:07 PM: Server IP change....Watch this space. Written by: Kith Kaddith New temporary server IP address is 68.32.131.226:27015 Also, the forums are now live. 4 Comments. 21-27 Wednesday, January 18, 2006 11:16 PM: Server is being upgraded!!! Written by: Adam Smith I ***finally*** emailed our website host and arranged for the site to be upgraded. That means, amongst other things.....FORUMS. I know, finally, right? READ MORE...Oops....edited 01/19 1 Comment. 20-26 Tuesday, January 17, 2006 06:31 PM: Funny Log Written by: Sven Z-Slayer Ok, I thought this log was funny and I wanted to share it with everybody. A player joined and started harassing two of our clan members.... Read More 16 Comments. 19-25 Wednesday, January 11, 2006 01:09 AM: New Crispy skin Written by: Sven Z-Slayer If you want to see the new crispy skin, donated by ICS, before the next skin release click read more... 0 Comments. 18-24 Monday, January 09, 2006 08:50 PM: Donation link is up... Written by: Adam Smith We now have a paypal donation link, down at the bottom of all of the SPAZU pages. AFAIK, it's a US$1 minimum donation. Of course we only get $0.67 of that. But what the hell, it's better than nothing. Here's how I figure it: If each person who is ranked on the server donates $1, we end up with a little over $20. That's more than enough to pay for the webserver for the month, and the rest goes into the pot for server upgrades. Nothing is mandatory, of course, and there probably won't be much in the way of a reward, except for a thank you and another month of being able to run the server. But, if you can spare a dollar, please do. :) 4 Comments. 17-22 Thursday, January 05, 2006 03:43 AM: New Look! Written by: Sven Z-Slayer I Just put my new layout into effect so yay for me for not breaking everything! more... 2 Comments. 16-21 Sunday, December 25, 2005 11:57 AM: What to expect in the new year? Written by: Adam Smith A brief history of SarcasmPoisoning, how it got started, where it's going, why the fü*k aren't we there yet? Read more.... 9 Comments. 15-20 Wednesday, December 21, 2005 05:17 PM: Update, 12/21 Written by: Adam Smith Well it's gonna be hosed for awhile again. Wonderful birthday present, thank you valve. I won't have a chance to fool with the server until later tonight or tomorrow, so be patient. UPDATED 12/22 1 Comment. 14-18 Saturday, December 17, 2005 03:05 PM: Voteban issues fixed. Written by: Adam Smith It seems that there was an issue with some folks abusing the voteban/votekick commands, and this has been (mostly) fixed. Read on for more... 0 Comments. 13-16 Monday, December 05, 2005 01:55 PM: Update Written by: Adam Smith Everything seems to have been updated, should be back online by tonight. Kith 0 Comments. 12-15 Thursday, November 03, 2005 10:45 PM: Skins to come Written by: Ray Kohler Due to the fact that i am without a monitor any new skin releases will be delayed ~Sven~ 0 Comments. 11-14 Saturday, October 08, 2005 10:01 PM: Server Stats Written by: Adam Smith Sven got our server stats page working tonight, it updates (ATM) daily at midnight est. 0 Comments. 10-13 Saturday, October 01, 2005 05:38 PM: The Server Returns Written by: Adam Smith Since we should be getting webhost transfer tonight/tomorrow, we'll be reopening the server to the public tonight, probably between 9:00 and 10:00 eastern. If you haven't downloaded our custom content yet, it may be very slow at first, since we will probably not turn fastHTTP download back on at first. 0 Comments. 9-12 Saturday, September 24, 2005 05:49 PM: Bah, stupid lack of bandwidth. Written by: Adam Smith Well, we've gone and done it. We're so popular that with the custom server content we've blown through our 10 gigs of transfer from our webserver provider. We should have more soon, but until then the server is closed to people who haven't already downloaded the content. Email us at zombie@sarcasmpoisoning.com or on AIM at spzombie, let us know your name on the server (or steamid) and we'll get a password out to you. 0 Comments. 8-11 Friday, September 23, 2005 09:31 PM: Damn you steam! Written by: Adam Smith Server is down until I track down an issue that may be due to the source engine update today. I don't have time to switch the server over to an older installation tonight, but I should have that done and the server back up sometime early tomorrow afternoon. Unless it snows really badly tonight and my work gets canceled. :) UPDATED 1 Comment. 7-10 Thursday, September 22, 2005 04:40 PM: Counter-Strike players are assholes? Never. Written by: Adam Smith So I smacked a guy I thought was camping last night on the server and he gets on the mic and says something on the order of "Oh man, what a fag admin." for which I promptly ban him for 5 minutes and get back to my game. He feels so slighted by this that he IM's me...Read More... 0 Comments. 6-9 Saturday, September 17, 2005 11:55 PM: Z-Strike Written by: Ray Kohler Work has been done on the Z-Strike page. However I ,Sven Z-Slayer, the code monkey of SP and SPAZU is without internet at the moment. If you do have any questions or comments you can do so in this blog. Also my trial verion of my 3d editing program has run out so it will hold back our next skin release... read more... 0 Comments. 5-8 Monday, September 12, 2005 10:53 PM: Resist, refuse, remove, replace. Written by: Adam Smith So first of all, sorry to all you guys who suffered through my new "Admin-Free-For-All-Mondays". I just needed to blow off some steam, and see what cool stuff I could do with the server. Everything will be back to normal Tuesday... read more... 1 Comment. 4-7 Sunday, August 28, 2005 09:31 PM: I stand corrected Written by: Adam Smith The server is not in fact working right now. It is in fact, completely broken. UPDATED. 0 Comments. 3-6 Thursday, August 25, 2005 05:22 PM: Zombie Strike Server mostly working now Written by: Adam Smith Still a few bugs to work out, but the server is running much better than it was. We'll see what happens in the coming week. 0 Comments. 2-5 Wednesday, June 15, 2005 10:32 PM: Yay, steam is fixed. Written by: Adam Smith Like it says up there. A page with server info is in the works. 4 Comments. 1-4 Tuesday, June 14, 2005 09:44 PM: Damn you steam. Written by: Adam Smith Thanks to a Steam Client update, there will be no Zombie Strike server tonight. Bah, I say. UPDATED 6/15 1 Comment. 0-1 Saturday, January 08, 2005 12:06 PM: WELCOME Written by: Ray Kohler Hello and welcome to Sarcasm Poisoning. This is a joint site for Adam and me. I am Ray the code monkey of the site. Many long hours went into dragging the code out of its hiding place deep in my cavernous head. Any way this site is for our many ramblings and Sarcasm Poison related incidents. Enjoy... 5 Comments.