IT BIT ME!!!!!!!!

 
   
 Ok here is the 411… or something like that, or is it FYI…. Oh forget it.
 It started one day just any other day of course. Friday I think. Um so I ramble. Ok I had  just ordered a pizza for my friends (Corry, and Adam) and I. We  had sat down to eat it and no one was the wiser, but this pizza was still alive. It  proceeded to bite me as I put it in my mouth. I tossed it on to the box and yelled "IT BIT  ME!!!!" I stabbed down with my fork puncturing its little pizza heart. After making sure it  was dead this time I finished eating. (My 2 friends were quite confused)