GHOST?!?!
Oh you mean, "What is a ghost?"
The ghost is a feature that if the CTs win a set number of rounds in a row a ghost will appear until the CTs lose

Can you add maps?
We do not have any plans to add maps. Maps are usually very large. One map would probably double the size of our download

Resident Evil?
NO! We are in no way associated with resident evil and nor do we want to be. We WILL not be adding any RE content because this would be copyright infringement

How do I kill zombies?
Only a direct headshot will inflict damage
Zombies have 666 health and a regeneration rate of 10hp/sec.

Why can you kill zombies without headshots?
The server gives health taken from any other part of the zombies body and gives it back to them, If they do not have much health left and you shoot them in the chest or toss a grenade at them and it does more damage then they have left it will kill them. Dead zombies can't get their health back

What is the best weapon for fighting zombies?
There is no "best" weapon for fighting zombies and its just personal preference, try different ones and choose the one that best suits your style of fighting

Why are there only 5 human players?
This allows for a more realistic zombie killing experience. Also it limits the required bandwidth

What is the deathcam?
The death cam is a randomized screen capture that executes when you kill a zombie

Can I play as a Zombie?
No. Zombie slots are reserved for bots only. Bots are slow and stupid like zombies. Humans are faster and can strategize and therefore do not make good zombies

Can I join [SP] or S.P.A.Z.U.?
No, you cannot join [SP], that is reserved on the server for the owners and their selected admins.

We are recruiting members for our S.P.A.Z.U. clan.

1: You must be a ranked player on the server or once was ranked and we know you

2: In game evaluation:
Kith or Sven must see you play
No campers
We would like it if you to have a good k/d ratio

3: See the blog marked Clan membership! Apply within to apply

If I join S.P.A.Z.U. what do I get?
Clan benefits include:
Free armor each round
Free ammo each round
Night vision goggles
Fire zombie immunity (until we get rid of them completely)

And perhaps reserved skin access in the future

Are you recruiting admins?
Not actively. We tend to be very picky about who we let loose with admin privalages on the server.

Why am I not ranked on the server?
Due to the nature of our server, it is very easy for one-time players to gain a large amount of kills
very quickly. To combat this, we have set a minimum kill requirement to recieve a rank on the server.
Currently this minimum stands at 1000 kills.

Why is the server passworded?
The most common reason for this is that we are trying to preserve our webserver transfer that is used for
fastHTTP download for the skins and other custom content on the server. At other times, the server may
be passworded for testing purposes.

Why are you so mean to me?
Probably because you're camping. Other reasons include, harassing other players, insulting the admins,
and generally being an asshole.

Why can't I say lag?
Because we said so. But seriously, stop complaining already.

Zombies are evil!
Well.....that's not really a question, however, we like to think that our zombies are misunderstood,
rather than purely evil. They're really just hungry for brains, much like the average CS:S player, at 3:00am,
is hungry for cold pizza and beer. However, Sven likes to say that the best way to get an understanding with
a zombie is with the wrong end of his XM1014.

Why'd the server have to crash?
If we knew that, life would be a lot simpler for the Sarcasm Poisoning guys. Our server is cobbled together from
four different plugins. These, together with our custom server scripting, tend to not get along with each other.
This confuses the server, and it crashes.

Are you an expert with computers?
Kith: Umm, no. Not really.
Sven: Yeah, sure. Why not?